You're still here?

Sit back down, I'll make you something.

Really... who falls asleep at a café? Well, either way... Back here you'll find an archive of site updates and maintenance. Patch notes of the café, if you will. And, if you're interested, some pictures of our boss, Lady Maria. If you'd rather just go back to the home page, feel free to lay your head down and click the same button you did to get here in the first place.

on 2/24/26: Each news post is now linkable, with its own page. Added a news post archive page and about page, both are accessible through a footer at the bottom. Everything needs some more styling but it's all functional.

on 2/21/26: Site has been rebuilt (roughly) in Eleventy. More work to be done, but the site should be as it first initially was.

on 2/14/26: Initial site uploaded. Purely hand written HTML and CSS. The cafe illustrations were done by Lady. The site programming and placeholder blog buttons were both done by December.