SUDDENLY...

You continue to be awake in THE KEYNGDOM...

You are a... KNIGHTLY PROTECTOR, which is usually a pretty easy job seeing as you live in a pocket dimension inside a pocket dimension inside a pocket dimension. BUT TODAY... SOME MAJOR DICKHEAD JUST FELL FROM THE FUCKING SKY. It just really pisses you off. As a KNIGHTLY PROTECTOR (protecting your keyngdom from knights, of course) you must bring this felon to justice.

But first why don't you try to remember your name.

> YOUR NAME IS COACH!